#220012 - Meanwhile, I chewed Steve’s ass out for that. It was the only time I’ve ever been in jail (thankfully!) and that was enough for me! The only good part of it in the end was that my parents took me up to Tahoe for the hearings and my mom got to play slot machines and jokingly said to me “This is fun, I guess it wasn’t all bad!” My mom cracks me up. “You’re a guy???” He was obviously a little pissed off and I said “Yeah, what did you think I was?” and he replied, “I thought you were just an ugly woman!” And then he made me drive around while he shouted obscene things at me, threatening that he ought to kill me and I was panicking and crying and I finally made up the story that I had a wife and a son (yeah-right) at home and please not to hurt me.